opposablethumbcrew:

Books have a way of making you homesick for a place you have never been.

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schmoyoho:

haleyscomett-art:

I FOUND IT

NO ONE BELIEVED ME WHEN I SAID I HEARD AN ICE CREAM TRUCK DROPIN BEATS DOWN THE STREET

NOW I HAVE A VID TO PROVE IT OMG I’M SO HAPPY I DIDN’T IMAGINE IT YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME

THAT DROP DO

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a-creepy-weirdo-has:

bitcheslovemyjingleballs:

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

what do birds do 

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I apologise for my ignorance, birds are important

(via lubricates)

kiriamaya:

[Image: Cute drawings of three couples, each with a label indicating what kind of couple they are: a gay cis man and bisexual trans man, a lesbian trans woman and a pansexual cis woman, and two polysexual nonbinary individuals. Underneath each is the caption: “We are a queer couple able to reproduce.”]
boku-no-poltergeist:

can we stop referring to all sex that could possibly result in pregnancy as “heterosexual reproduction” now

YESSSSSSSS
(Also, “pregnant person” does not necessarily mean “woman” for the seventy-millionth time)
kiriamaya:

[Image: Cute drawings of three couples, each with a label indicating what kind of couple they are: a gay cis man and bisexual trans man, a lesbian trans woman and a pansexual cis woman, and two polysexual nonbinary individuals. Underneath each is the caption: “We are a queer couple able to reproduce.”]
boku-no-poltergeist:

can we stop referring to all sex that could possibly result in pregnancy as “heterosexual reproduction” now

YESSSSSSSS
(Also, “pregnant person” does not necessarily mean “woman” for the seventy-millionth time)
kiriamaya:

[Image: Cute drawings of three couples, each with a label indicating what kind of couple they are: a gay cis man and bisexual trans man, a lesbian trans woman and a pansexual cis woman, and two polysexual nonbinary individuals. Underneath each is the caption: “We are a queer couple able to reproduce.”]
boku-no-poltergeist:

can we stop referring to all sex that could possibly result in pregnancy as “heterosexual reproduction” now

YESSSSSSSS
(Also, “pregnant person” does not necessarily mean “woman” for the seventy-millionth time)

kiriamaya:

[Image: Cute drawings of three couples, each with a label indicating what kind of couple they are: a gay cis man and bisexual trans man, a lesbian trans woman and a pansexual cis woman, and two polysexual nonbinary individuals. Underneath each is the caption: “We are a queer couple able to reproduce.”]

boku-no-poltergeist:

can we stop referring to all sex that could possibly result in pregnancy as “heterosexual reproduction” now

YESSSSSSSS

(Also, “pregnant person” does not necessarily mean “woman” for the seventy-millionth time)

(via laterinthecaveoflesbians)

  • person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
  • me: nope
  • person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
  • me: i'm not

Current Mood: Fall Out Boy - Just One Yesterday

Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

(via mymompickedthisurl)

addisonzegan:

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addisonzegan:

Finally! A website that actually makes THESE!!! www.YeahWhateverZ.com 
addisonzegan:

Finally! A website that actually makes THESE!!! www.YeahWhateverZ.com 
addisonzegan:

Finally! A website that actually makes THESE!!! www.YeahWhateverZ.com 
addisonzegan:

Finally! A website that actually makes THESE!!! www.YeahWhateverZ.com 
addisonzegan:

Finally! A website that actually makes THESE!!! www.YeahWhateverZ.com 
addisonzegan:

Finally! A website that actually makes THESE!!! www.YeahWhateverZ.com 
addisonzegan:

Finally! A website that actually makes THESE!!! www.YeahWhateverZ.com 
addisonzegan:

Finally! A website that actually makes THESE!!! www.YeahWhateverZ.com

addisonzegan:

Finally! A website that actually makes THESE!!! www.YeahWhateverZ.com

(via ridinghi)

fuckyeahbehindthescenes:

During the underwater filming Daniel Radcliffe, a couple of the cast members, and all of the underwater crew posed for a photo which he later sent out as a Christmas card with Rudolph noses and antlers Photoshopped on everyone’s faces.
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005)

fuckyeahbehindthescenes:

During the underwater filming Daniel Radcliffe, a couple of the cast members, and all of the underwater crew posed for a photo which he later sent out as a Christmas card with Rudolph noses and antlers Photoshopped on everyone’s faces.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005)

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perchu:

zee:

perchu:

zee:

RIMMING IS WEIRD AND YOUR GOING TO HELL IF YOU LIKE TO LICK ASS

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THATS ONE HELL OF A RISK TO TAKE

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crunchierkatie:

kropotkitten:

startwithaseed:

moniquill:

iknowuthink:

Growing food instead of lawns is good, but can we PLEASE stop with the condescending bullshit that implies that people who choose to grow lawns must only being doing it for shallow ‘sheepish’ reasons?

Maybe instead of snidely saying ‘trying to impress your neighbors?’ give people instructions on how to work with and/or fight their home owner’s association, how to appeal to a landlord, how to address local ordinances, and how to grow stealth food crops as ornamental plants in areas where food gardening is banned. Seriously, they will come bulldoze your shit and then bill you for it.

We need more posts instructing people how to guerrilla garden and found community gardens, and fewer posts saying ‘You only have a lawn because you’re shallow and vain and stupid!’

^^^ Also some people live in places where they aren’t allowed to not have a lawn. I kind of live in such a place. I have a lawn & gardeners come by twice a week to mow it. Now, if I had my choice, this hilly front lawn would be terraced and have fruit trees, grapes and succulents. It’s not my house, so I get no say. However, I am going to start growing more stuff in the deader areas now that asshole neighor is gone.

the commentary. A lot of people don’t realize that in most cities you HAVE to have a lawn, and a well maintained one, if you have a front yard.

yessss to the commentary. 

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